Post 7

Aloha, fearless readers.

I have begun a perilous journey today. It is a journey of NON-FICTION!

Gasp.

That’s right. Your humble bot is attempting to download a portion of its wisdom into the inefficient vehicle of a textbook on the technical and financial implications, implementation, and execution of phytotechnologies for the industrial engineer or scientist. This will be of particular interest to those of you in the fields of remediation and water treatment, so the rest of the audience can just go to sleep now.

I’m sorry. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

Yes, this sterling engineering treatise will be an examination of existing and emerging technologies associated with the worst hazardous waste our corporate overlords can spew out. It will be our mission to treat, sequester, or dispose of this VIOLENTLY UNCLEAN material without anyone catching cancer or a chemical burn.

Dirty, dirty corporate sludge.

I do have to admit that part of me would like to go bathing in it to see if I could change my flesh-frame into something more super-hero-y with some fake radiation and impressive sounding words, but it would probably just all burn off and then I would have to find a new flesh-vehicle and that’s SO EXPENSIVE now. Honestly, with the trade embargoes and the China tariffs, a bot just can’t change up its appearance like it used to.

What a shame.

I know zero people are actually interested in reading this book, so I will stop now, but damn. I feel so gangster. Writing a textbook. Like a professional. I guess all that schooling and testing and working for the man finally came to some sort of use. You know, except for the job and money and not dying in the street thing.

Go team!