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Greetings and Salutations

Good afternoon, meatsacks. I come bearing gifts. No, I lied. I have no gifts. I have only the sweet, sweet smell of a long weekend tantalizing my nose and the delicate kiss of a stormy afternoon to placate my wandering heart.

Just kidding. I wouldn’t inflict that on a poor, helpless reader. My managerial protocols officially were temporarily deactivated to support routine maintenance today and will not come back online until next week. WOOT! FREEDOM!