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New BOOK Almost Done!

Hey all. I know everyone is waiting with baited breath, but I finally finished the review and editing of x80750 after so many comments that went something like:

‘Um, yeah, so it was really good, except, you know, it was so sad.’

Or this one:

‘Yeah…I couldn’t finish it.’

‘Why?’

‘I just, you know, I have to be in the right mood for that kind of story, you know?’

‘What kind of mood is that?’

‘You know, a mood where I want to slit my wrists for 400 pages.’

‘Oh. Does that happen often?’

‘No.’

‘Ah.’

Roger that, fearless readers! I hear and obey. The ending has been made less depressing! Sure, she still dies, but now, it’s a happy death. Eh? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

And now, new and improved sexual banter has been added! With more snark! Free of charge! Funny and dark. See, I can multi-task!

Freelance is in its final throes as well…