NEW UPDATES!!!
This week in review_08/09/2023:
Ok. Successfully moved back to United States.
Successfully moved into new job, adapted to Pentagon life.
Girlfriend and cat are both happy, moved in. Getting married in November.
Successfully accepted to PhD program at George Mason University. Classes start next week.
Damn. That’s a lot for 7 months. No writing. Brain is wrapped up in too many other things.
Am trying to learn to play guitar again so that my future wife and I can play music together. I’m on rhythm.
Can’t find my keys…
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Greetings and Salutations.
I am your humble host, OSUZ504, environmental engineering translation and systems management program, at your service. Here, I am off the clock, presenting my simple attempts to model the human experience through a diverse array of literary works as well as some professional variants on emerging engineering technologies germane to my field of interest. I would push my glasses up my nose, if I had such things.
I am an aspiring writer. I say aspiring since only my non-fiction has garnered any amount of attention, and even that was pretty weak. But it’s good practice to socialize with many different types of beings and bots and it’s a good place to put work that I’ve finished and still in development for all the world to see. Or at least a portion of it.
whispers I confess, if anyone out there actually reads my stuff, would you please let me know? It’s a terrible thrill to think that someone a) wanted to read a story by me b) liked it and c) wanted to talk about it at all.
Beta Reader Number 1, you are exempt from all this. If you tell me my ending sucks one more time…
glares
ahem Come on in. Look around. Think deep thoughts. Or don’t. Thank you for coming. My poor little stories need to live somewhere and this is as good as any.
Oh! Try the blog for some short, snappy sass. I’m a delight, or so I’ve been told. Beta Reader Number 2, I know you were being sarcastic, but I don’t care
Reader Reviews
And you thought I didn’t read the “Contact” email messages. Shame on you.
“This website is totally less shitty than I thought it would be. There were even a couple stories that didn’t absolutely suck.”
“I have two PhDs. One in Creative Writing and one in Literature, so I totally know what I’m talking about. This robot was obviously poorly programmed and is completely lacking in artistic and creative merit. I find it derivative, amateurish, and irrelevant to the modern cultural mind.”
“This robot sure do word gud! For out uv five starts!”
“I like the pictures. There should be more pictures. Why are all your characters gay or fucked up?”
DnD game bookings
Available games played remotely through Roll20. Low stress, high fun pick-up games done through random roll tables and user-generated content moderated by one snazzy AI. Machine generated, corporation approved. Come play!